1. My favorite cable channel is the History Channel. I just love those cheesy reinactment scenes ( Read more... )

I stayed home from work today to get a paper done for school. I was looking at the MSN site just now and one of their cover stories was about playing hooky from work. I share with you a segment of it that I thought to be just hilarious ( Read more... )

I was messing with Shannon today by using hyperbole. I enjoyed it so let me try it again.

I needed to get out of work immediatley. My life force was draining due to the millions of keystrokes I make each day. My fingers were numb, and I had develoled some sort of tumor on my thumb. It might be a blister, but more likely it's a hideous, disgusting, ( Read more... )

In New Hampshire the state legislature has such enormous amounts of time to think of nonsense that they are now in the process of setting a state regulated speed limit for remote-controlled boats. yea I haven't posted in a while..deal with it! I have no time unlike those NH fucks. Hope they're getting paid well, oh they deserve all of the tax ( Read more... )

What a nice little work vacation. But I never expect to be free for long. However today we started to run out pretty early in the day and I kept finding work up until my break. Luckily (sort of) the entire amount of work we had has completley ran out. So I'm sitting around, listening to Cooper, relaxing....ahhhh....hhmmmmmm......hooo boy ( Read more... )

He claims it is from his desire to mess up punk rockers intimidating monikers (Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious, etc.) Which is why he ordered the name that way. But how did William Broad become Billy Idol? Where did the Idol come from ( Read more... )

So, I was trying to enter the drug name for a Rx for plavix and accidentaly enter "p-l-a-n" and something actually turned up. A drug called "Plan B", and I just thought to myself, 'how would the Dr. tell the patient when he going to start administering this drug for them?' and I decided it had to be ( Read more... )

I for sure don't ever get to be updating anymore's and me thinking it clearly is showing in mine bad grammers that is showing up all over everywheres in 'dis entrie.
    There; however, seems to be an upside to this in that I now have actual stuff to talk about in my updates. Like skool.

#1 on the list would be my love/hate for the personal ( Read more... )

Apparently this morning they stopped evacuating people from the (super?) dome in New Orleans because of helicopters getting shot at and people getting gunned down in the streets. That's fucking chaotic! A social breakdown that we thought only happened in the middle east until we remove our strong shelter of political and judicial control and ( Read more... )

Kind of tired due to that damn Lord of the Rings movie we watched last night. What a jip! Almost no bonus scenes. I guess the only one that really has the ones you want to see is the second one. Oh well. On to better news ( Read more... )